Devouring The Latest Festive Features: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the time of year to relax on the sofa and consume a packet of festive treats in front of a terrific flick, a bad movie, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
Once again, a batch of fresh holiday movies strives to join part of our seasonal watchlist—maybe even finding a spot alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a vital public service to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to find the Christmas spirit, I binged as many recent holiday releases as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, ideally, on a positive note. This film is the only 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the greatest 100 holiday films of all time.
The popular band find themselves trapped in the UK after finishing their global concert series and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are thwarted by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “find their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is enjoyable even for the casual viewer, while followers will no doubt pick up on lots of easter eggs as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who are obliged to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor tricked into a pantomime.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and aging star Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in prestigious English theatre.
His pantomime fellow actors let him know he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he insists angrily. It's easy to predict their response. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the rest of the cast is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at a different time, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
An actor appears at the beginning of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the miserly Mr Sood is haunted by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least distinct from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is flat—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There’s time for a network's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to reimburse the difference.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. During her travels, she meets a guy in a literary haven who promises to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known figures.
It’s understated but endearing, and ideal viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a bickering American family who reunite for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in execution it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new addition in the saturated market of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—festive fodder.
It’s a story as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a far-off wintery locale and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher